liability | links
german version

band

Mail an Phil Phil

Master of Scream, very weak band member. No, he can’t sing but he writes great critical lyrics which are emphasised by shouting a lot.
Mail an Ronny Ronny

Master of Smell’n Slide and an incredibly weak member of the band. He can turn every broken wind into a fire storm. Check out his trousers!
Mail an Karlo

Karlo

Master of Chopsticks. He is the absolutely weakest member of the band. An Elf like Tolkien described it but physically not worth to be mentioned. Throwing an empty jar just two and a half meters is far below from what people call weak.
Mail an Chris Chris

Master of Gutvibration, weaker than Phil but not as weak as Carl. This Level 5 cleric is a behind-the-bar philosopher and creator of drinks that make your sphincter burn twice.
Mail an Tony

Tony

Master of Stand. This stupid git had his chance to relax at the disaster control but then, being the lazy bugger he is, he was fired and subsequently conscripted. Stupid git! Strongest member of the band.